jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

are you sure mom

are you sure these are my clothes

~   Lucille Ball (via bloodyrouge)

lukecastellan:

She was blood orange, and terrible, and blood orange.

image

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 
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audize:

Who the hell is dale
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bf:

are you scared?

me:

in this economy who wouldn't be

queercakes:

anglosexual:

noobtheloser:

I may have been reaching a bit with this premise, but fuck you it was fun to draw.

i was so confused but then half-way through

i knew

It’s like macho and school busses.

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owaq:

ocean lips
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